Today we had company over, and someone was arguing whether "Y" should be tought as a vowel or consonant.
Here's MY argument.
Stop teaching kids that the alphabet has 26 letters, and start saying it has 25 and one shape that's full of itself. REALLY. The letter Y thinks it's SUCH a big deal that it can be two things at once? Even after we were nice to it and called it a LETTER? Which is already the most exclusive club in the world? only 26 members, and we're like, "Hey, be a vowel" And he's like "Okay" But meanwhile he's two-timing it with those fucking consonants? No. Sorry, Y-dog. Shit don't fly with me. You're being demoted to shape. Just like the fucking triangle.
Yeah, that fucker used to be a letter too.
Remember DELTA?
But then triangle was like, 'I wanna have Nine types of me' and the letters were like "DEMOTED"
FUCK YOU Triangle.
You can't even support anything. you're a lazy ass shape, made of shoddy craftsmanship.
You're not even a FUN shape.
At least what the circle lacks in brawn it makes up for in fun-ness.
THAT, triangle, is why it's a letter, a shape, AND a number.
So in conclusion, the letter Y needs to become a fucking SHAPE.
FUCK YOU, LETTER Y.
DEMOTED!
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