Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
Answer:
Unless I'm the Hare, I wasn't in the race in the first place.
question:
The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
Answer:
Possibly very.
Q:
This is a colon : and this is a semi-colon ; - what's a semi-truck?
A:
Obviously neither of the above... but... judging by those two examples it's half truck half comma?
Q:
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
A:
Well, what color is the sweater? I can't have them clash.
Q:
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
A:
First off, I AM a pirate.
Second off, you just say 'ARRRRRGH' and hope you don't sound too provocative.
Q:
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
A:
Well... The moon is large, spherical, and craterous.
My spilled milk was shaped like a blotch, fairly small in comparison, and smooth.
In short: no.
Q:
Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?
A:
Annoying as fu*k
Q:
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?A:
No.
Why would you even ASK that?
Q:
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
A:
When I went inside and stopped looking at the f#@%ing stars.
Q:
Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?
A:
Ontario?
That's all for now, I just got bored.
Answer:
Unless I'm the Hare, I wasn't in the race in the first place.
question:
The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?
Answer:
Possibly very.
Q:
This is a colon : and this is a semi-colon ; - what's a semi-truck?
A:
Obviously neither of the above... but... judging by those two examples it's half truck half comma?
Q:
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
A:
Well, what color is the sweater? I can't have them clash.
Q:
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
A:
First off, I AM a pirate.
Second off, you just say 'ARRRRRGH' and hope you don't sound too provocative.
Q:
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
A:
Well... The moon is large, spherical, and craterous.
My spilled milk was shaped like a blotch, fairly small in comparison, and smooth.
In short: no.
Q:
Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?
A:
Annoying as fu*k
Q:
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?A:
No.
Why would you even ASK that?
Q:
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
A:
When I went inside and stopped looking at the f#@%ing stars.
Q:
Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?
A:
Ontario?
That's all for now, I just got bored.
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