Could you stay forever and a day?

I woke up this morning at 6:30ish and checked my phone.
Nothing.
I fall back asleep.

I wake up this morning at 9:30ish and check my phone.
Everything.

I get on my laptop and talk to people.
Nothing.

I get off and play videogames.
Everything.

Moral of this story:
Call me when you're home alone, that way I can listen to you moan my name.